Most British thing I’ve experience in a while:

Two dudes waiting for the single toilet, women/disabled toilet is empty with no queue.

Me: are you going to sneak in there?

Guy in queue: oh no, what happens if some needs it?

Me: will say it was empty or that I’m disabled!!!

I left with the guys still queuing to piss. I don’t know if they were sheep or just spaced out on a Saturday, but happy to be able to say I was the toilet rebel. Not saying anything about being ungovernable, I’m still pretty British!!!! 🇬🇧