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 If you're reading this you're 99.9% smarter than everyone else 
 Really?! I dropped my toothpaste off my brush onto the floor this morning. Not feeling like .1 material. 😂 
 Can you imagine how many times the other 99.9% are dropping toothpaste off their brushes 🤯 
 😂 entirely fair. 
 microbes in my bathroom evolved to thrive on floor toothpaste and sock lint 
 Dude. I cleaned it up. 😂 
 Even Stephen Hawkin while he was partying on Epstein Island? 
 I saw what you did there👀 
 How do u get that awesome laser eyes animation 
 Some pleb made it for me, I'm not that talented