Really?! I dropped my toothpaste off my brush onto the floor this morning. Not feeling like .1 material. 😂 

 Can you imagine how many times the other 99.9% are dropping toothpaste off their brushes 🤯 

 😂 entirely fair. 

 microbes in my bathroom evolved to thrive on floor toothpaste and sock lint 

 Dude. I cleaned it up. 😂