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 I am no housewife though šŸ¤£ 
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 Half the women on those shoes are single or divorced. You're perfect! 
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 I bring a certain cat lady-ness to the table šŸ¤£ 
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 You're gonna be awesome šŸ˜Ž 
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 Hey, I run my mouth so Iā€™m a shoe in šŸ˜‰ 
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 Neither am I but we can pretend!