I'm going to invest in flash cards, like a referee. Then I can pull out yellow or red cards, depending upon whether he should interpret my behavior as "No, thank you, have a headache, feel fat." or "Just playing hard to get, commence chasing."
🤣do you have sons?
One. He's as oblivious as his dad. It's genetic.
Oblivious to what, now?!
To girls trying to flirt with him.
Lol. I was being sarcastic.
I’ve sometimes thought that wedding rings have the wrong polarity. There should be a ring (or some other marker) for “I’m open to dating, although I won’t necessarily say yes.” Something that a woman can remove when she gets married, or when she just doesn’t feel like being courted.
Isn't that what the claddagh rings are for? Depending on how you wear them, you're open to new things or not. IIRC.
I’m afraid the only things I know about claddagh rings are what I just read on Wikipedia. 🫤
Well... I learned that factoid before Wikipedia was a thing, so maybe I'm not remembering correctly.
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