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Charlie Stross | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag 
 New superhero idea: fruitbatman! Sticks his tongue in your ear, licks your cherry, flies while foxed, fights criminals by dropping coconuts on their heads. Easily distinguished from the Dark Knight because he wears loud Hawaiian shirts.
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Charlie Stross | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 There MIGHT be a @a68a5b3b reference in the aforementioned superhero concept.
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83f04c56 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @0c1a9324 

Fruitbatperson is not real.  There are no horrific mutant monstrosities in Alpha Complex, and if there were their exisistence would almost certainly be covered up for the good public order.