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83f04c56 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @0c1a9324 

Fruitbatperson is not real.  There are no horrific mutant monstrosities in Alpha Complex, and if there were their exisistence would almost certainly be covered up for the good public order.
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Richard "mtfnpy" Harman | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @7b1c7735 @0c1a9324 The authorities have been notified of a SCP-7913 intel spill.  Please remain where you are.
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27b5ae63 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @bc1a1c09 @7b1c7735 @0c1a9324 Requesting access to that Jira project queue
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effa598a | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @7b1c7735 @0c1a9324 in other news, city officials announce that the number of criminals who recently fell asleep while carrying home their coconut shopping is "the normal amount"