Champagne hits hard nowadays
How so?
🍾 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻!🍾
💥💥 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻!💥💥
𝕳𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝕹𝖊𝖜 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗!🍾🥂💥
SUGAR
Body can't metabolize it like it used to 🤣🤣
You gotta take it out of the bottle first, and not aim the cork at any guests. 😋