'Dont trust verify'. Send pics LOL 

 Good one 🤣 

 That's why they hide sometimes. So they can scare you.  

 One should always have their best assets on display 😜 

 Is this why my wife has me hidden in a closet? 

 You need to come out every now and again! 

 Only when she wants some of my Bitcoin 😅 

 Boo-bies! 

 Ahhhh that’s where this word came from! 

 Lmfao 

 Some people say, "That's colder than a witch's titty", but I usually find them hot. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

 Me too 😜 

 These ghost friends of yours, they hot? o.O? 

 My best friends and I are real close 😜 

 How can you expect men that nurse on boobs as babies not to be fascinated with them the whole way through.   Im sorry lets tell truths.... 

 Big if true 

 Stealing 😂😂😂😂 Soooooo haunted! 

 🤣🤣 

 🤣 good one