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 I think with time you mean age. Look buddie, I already gave you a secret 🤫 formula. No one can stop rotations of the earth, so time will keep passing your chronological of earthly things. My goal is to let you know that there is way to stop 🛑 your biological age with nutrition and science 🧬 🥤 
 I heard actual blood does the job better 
 Whose blood? 
 Virgins 
 You’re planning to kill a virgin and drink her blood? That’s very criminal, you’ll die in prison 
 In theory I’ll just outlive my person sentence and then do it again 
 What does this mean 
 Outlive my prison* sentence 
 We need to end this conversation. Your post reminds me of Oct of last year when I was seeing a Scorpio I think he texted me on his birthday which is Nov 12 or 11 I don’t remember and he fucking bit me me pretty hard to the point of bleeding and I was so freaking drunk I didn’t realize it until next day, when I saw bite marks on my boobs neck and back. Honestly I kinda don’t even remember going to his place. I remember getting really drunk though at a party with him. The next day and for 2 days after,  I couldn’t get out of bed, I felt drained like I had no energy. I didnt know people in nyc do that like drinking human blood during sex? That’s sooooo gross. I would never drink a man’s blood, so idk why men like to drink women’s blood eewww disgusting 

He texted me many times after that for meeting up and offered to get me cab 🚕 there and back and asked me if he can take me to dinner or to a bar, I never responded and eventually blocked his number, cause I don’t like being bittten during sex for my blood 🩸 I like emotional, loving sex 😌 I want a guy who can mother me in sex, I can feed from his dick and eat his cum or have his cum inside me, rather than him feeding my blood 🩸 
 Or father me, like having daddy’s dick for dinner 😛 whichever term you prefer 
 lmao, are you even real 
 Nah I’m a bot 🤖 a wild bot who is telling a real life story 
 I was thinking more of a cia operative 😭 
 Nah buddy that’s @jack @jack people who develop and make Bitcoin or mine blockchain usually are the first ones who thought of a career in an escape world like the fbi or cia. Whether they themselves believe it or not, the amount of love they have for security is like a cia 
 I’m an immigrant from another country, I’d never be recruited in the cia, fbi or be an American 🇺🇸 president 
 You have to be born in the USA 🇺🇸 FOR THOSE KINDA JOBS unfortunately 🤷‍♀️ 
 Why is your username Romeo and Juliet? That’s literally the saddest story ever. Do you watch older movies or read books. Do you know what Romeo did? It’s a suicide story, Romeo loved Juliet so much that killed himself because kills he would rather be with Juliet in death than go on living without her. Juliet was alive, but after finding out that Romeo died thinking she’s dead , she didn’t want to live either. 

These days suicide & self harm is illegal. And loving someone to this extent where you self harm is conditionally not allowed by law. Either way, i think you’ve been sad 😔 & I hope that you tell your girl that you’re hurting for your own well being 
 When someone tells a doctor that they want to hurt themselves, we first inquire about a plan, if the patient has a plan.. they need to be hospitalized. If they don’t have a plan yet, they need to be on high antidepressants. So… are you planning to suicide without your gf? You shouldn’t. Life has more to offer, you will find someone else who loves you one day 
 Do you have a plan to commit a suicide? If yes what’s your plan? 
 Here is what I would do, I think you should tell the girl you like that you love her. If she’s moved on, it’s too late, find someone else like her and be open to love… eventually time will heal some of it 
 Time happens all at once 
 Care to explain? I’m getting ready to go out, it would be a cool thing to explain to my date lol jk I’m just going to see some art work 
 How we experience life seems like a straight line, it is the only way we can experience it. But there is something deeper in our world that you cannot explain like having that feeling that you already had this conversation or you been to a place before. 
 Why are you feeling Deja vu? When our cells renew every minute and with a total renewal every 120 days. That’s why doctors order blood tests every 3 months. I don’t see how someone can have a Deja vu unless you’re joking. Or unless you went through a dimension… what did you see in the dimension you were in?