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Séimí Mac Síomón | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 The chainsaw was a good gimmick man, you have to give him that. Imagine Biden with a chainsaw, you just can't like.
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[ARCHIVED] Jay | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 They wouldn't let the man anywhere near one. It would be the first presidential self-assassination.

Wait a second.
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Séimí Mac Síomón | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Just start leaving chainsaws around EVERYWHERE, like in his bedroom, and in the bath, in the closet XD .
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Séimí Mac Síomón | 7 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Biden opening his gifts on his birthday : 

'Thanks but I already have 143 chainsaws, why do you people keep giving me the same gift? ' 
'Also where am I , who am I , is this my shit in my pants? '