They wouldn't let the man anywhere near one. It would be the first presidential self-assassination. Wait a second.
Just start leaving chainsaws around EVERYWHERE, like in his bedroom, and in the bath, in the closet XD .
Biden opening his gifts on his birthday : 'Thanks but I already have 143 chainsaws, why do you people keep giving me the same gift? ' 'Also where am I , who am I , is this my shit in my pants? '