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 Does it matter if I can cook or not? 😜
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 I don't know - does it? Lol 
 If you’re dating a weight lifter 
It matters

Happy bro
Happy O!!!

Goes both ways ladies 🫡 
 Happy wife = happy life! 
 Both ways 🫶

See you get it

Happy bro
Gives
Happy O
Which makes
Happy wife
Repeat it
Happy life

How did so many guys miss this 😉 
 Yeah sure 😜 
 I can build a house. 😆

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 My brother is the same. He’ll build anything from scratch. Me, I celebrate after a tiny DIY fix up 😂 
 And I can cook 😂🫡 
 Build a house, then gut it and remodel it too. And do all the vehicle maintenance lol 
 Yes, cause I can and would rather in most cases:) 
 My Lord you have your Manor House 💜 
 I don’t mind cooking. As long as I don’t have wash dishes as well lol. 
 That’s what a dishwasher is for 😂 
 That’s Luxury living. 😂 
 Really? 
 I am joking. I don’t have one though 😆 
 One of the best inventions 
 All men should know how to cook at least a few dishes well. It’s really not that hard. 
 Yep teaching my son some basic meals to cook already! 
 I can cook but I can't eat my food food 😔.. 
 Practice makes perfect 
 Yes. 

Yes. I have built a house. 
 👏 and I can cook very well 💜 
 Everyone should learn to feed themselves well. All the hunting and gathering has been taken care of. We just have to rune the exo stomach ourselves. That's really the easy part plus we actually have spices so that the endeavors are tasty . . . usually lol

P.S. I wonder how the OP would feel if another woman asked the same question instead of a guy. Also yes I can build a house. Food and shelter were the basics for a grownup in my family.  
 You’d be surprised at how many people do know how to even boil an egg! 
 truth lol but not surprised 
 I can’t build a house, that’s for sure 😂😂 
 But you’re one hell of a cook! 💜 
 My daughter is an excellent baker. But cooking not so much. Everybody has their special thing.

Mine is not building houses 😂 
 We all have our niche 
 I hate this question. It always comes from guys that can’t do anything useful and expect their women to be their mothers. It’s totally different if they ask “Do you like to cook?” Because cooking can be a hobby that both can enjoy. But “Can you cook?” sounds like a question a stupid brat who can’t do anything by himself would ask. 
 Nah, for me it was an easy way to separate the wheat from the chaff. Gotta bring more than just good looks to the table lol 
 "There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans." - Eminem 
 Answer: yes I can build a house 😁😂 
 Not really concerned with cooking or building. (She can do both btw) I just needed to know one thing above all else… if she was retarded.  @lauren Scroll her feed and you’ll have your answer.  😂😂😂

#tardstr 
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 🥹I love this meme!!! 

Was literally Just telling Marie earlier today she needs a little #tardstr in her life 

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 Yes…but tard with caution https://image.nostr.build/c4766b8eb5f61c52679ba06bcc80078b14194333b49c2d4e676e62307f246daf.jpg 
 Yes! Buddha’s so right. It’s so addicting! 😂

Just ask our new fren @5c508c34 💀

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 Am I ‘tarding’ right 🫡😂 https://image.nostr.build/fdd9f41a705e47bc7fdda9b0ef2e430746411eea9e1dbbcf7aa25b2036302a3a.jpg  
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YES MARIE!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
#tardstr 
#YESTR 
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 🫡💜💜💜💜 
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 I’ve watched the cat video 20 times.  Why?  I need to know why?  I don’t even like cats 
 dud, the song is so catchy and it goes so well with the cat 🤣

i watched it for 30 minutes in a row, when i first found it 
 It’s highly addictive. I’m thinking if you play it backwards there’s devil stuff happening 
 i’ve been watching this for the last 5 minutes, thank you for getting me out of that loop 💜 https://v.nostr.build/rrEl.mov  
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 dis me favorite meme ever made of me 💜 
 Is so good 
 That’s a few seconds of my life I’d like to get back! 
 i’ll get to you right away, as i’ve stopped jamming out to the song https://i.nostr.build/YLW2.gif  
 Soul cleansing  
 It’s great! 😂😂 
 Can you make ramen????? That’s my requirement. 
 I can not make that. 
 Dang it……. 
 That is a pretty stupid question. Asking if you like to cook would be much better. 
 I take it you cannot build a house then 😜 
 Can’t build a car either. I write code which is easy and allows me to buy both. 😊 
 Some things are best left to the experts! 
 Cooking and building a house are totally different skillsets! The second one is super hard while the first one tends to be basic skills people should possess. Well, I can cook pretty well. So if a girl cannot cook, I can teach. 
 Good on you 💜 
 Yes I can 
 Talented 
 Just old. I've had time to learn. 
 But division of labor is a good thing. Even though specialization is for insects.

But I like how Heinlein put it about the competent man in Time Enough For Love

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Lazarus Long

Something to strive for. 🤣🤣🤣 
 In #cricket lingo we call them #all-rounders .. but cooking is like opening the innings :-)  
 

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 Big if true 😂 
 Hey, spoken by Yoda himself. Must be true. 
 I've cured, MS, pancreatitis, atherosclerosis and a whole bunch of other stuff, without drugs, all for less than the price of a new set of tyres. You'd think women would be all over that but nope. 
 Told you. Meh doesn't get any louder. 
 Cooking food was one of the biggest discoveries of all time. Kind of a biggie. 
 Yes, to both. 
 Legend 🫡 
 I'm living in a house I built last year. 
 👏 
 I've never asked a woman if she can cook. It becomes apparent very quickly. 
 everybody have to be able to cook for themselves, eating out is expensive these days 
 Indeed they should, but you’d be surprised at how many cannot even make toast! 
 😂😂😂😂😂 
 In my culture women are expected to be able to cook. 100 years old douchbags who never made a cup of tea lectures you on the necessity of learning to cook or ask this question with such entitlement in their voice. It bothers me to the moon OMG. I can cook. Well enough to feed myself. But I'll just never answer this question to bother them even more!  
 I've only dated one woman that could cook better than me so I would prefer it if you would stay out of my kitchen. 
 Dunno, do you like your food to be healthier, cheaper and exactly as you wish? 

 
 as if building a house and cook a dish would require the same amount of effort ... it's just a dumb meme