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  https://i.nostr.build/v4l6.jpg  
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 Almost back to dick feet days ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@jpfrogmd  
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 Son of a bโ€ฆโ€ฆwell I canโ€™t open nostr at work again ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 Iโ€™m on a goal to be the most muted npub on nostr ๐Ÿคฃ 
 Mission* 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ commendable goal!  It would take much more for me to to mute youโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. 
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 Yeah no oneโ€™s gonna mute you frog ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Hell, if Iโ€™m still following Marie, not much can phase me. 
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 Well I do my best here ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 One more beach shot and quote about how I can be a better man by starting over and Iโ€™m done! Or dick feet ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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  https://i.nostr.build/Wo6Y.jpg  
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 I remember this meme ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 I went on a diff client today and saw it as someoneโ€™s badges ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ brought back memories 
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 Green longus of honor 
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 Tip of armor 
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 Coat of dingus 
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 Beacon of hope 
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 Hope of bacon 
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 Bacon of dicks 
 I love both 
 Srry I didnโ€™t read the thread but I came here for โ€œbacon and dicksโ€ 
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 We all did 
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 Godโ€™s chisel 
 Doubtful, really?! That blows my mind 
 Somebodyโ€™s gotta give you a lil competition ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ 
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 Come hang out on frog talk ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚ 
 Sorry I missed this but I have company over. My hair dresser friend is dying my hair. ๐Ÿ–ค 
 All good!! Anytime you want ๐Ÿซ‚ doing them consistently every day! 
 Amazing ๐Ÿคฉ I will soon have more availability. 
 Doesnโ€™t even label it #nsfw ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿซฃ 
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 Rookie ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 its like nostr nsfw roulette. never know what you're gonna get. sometimes poignant thoughts on current events, maybe some musings of an artist, bit other times its  just a giant green cock in your face 

I feel there's a metaphor here I'm missing  
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 Somethings in life are hard to swallow. Sometimes itโ€™s best just to walk away. 
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 You would know 
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 ๐Ÿ˜‚ youโ€™re not wrong 
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 this is just devolving deeper and deeper into depravity. 
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 ffs I just opened this at work 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ https://i.nostr.build/g8j3.jpg  
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 tbh itโ€™s not the weirdest dick Iโ€™ve seen today so thatโ€™s ok 
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 Wanna see frog dick feet pic again? Itโ€™s been a long time ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ https://i.nostr.build/VBKq.jpg  
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 Yo Sleepy this is just like the good old days now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 It was the best of times and it was the worst of timesโ€ฆ.๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 The worst? Nah the best fun times with the biggest and best zap battles ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 I still see dick feet and latex when I close my eyes ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 I can repost them so you donโ€™t have to close your eyes to see them ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿ˜ญ why do you hate us?! 
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 Still one of my fav nostr pics ๐Ÿ˜œ https://i.nostr.build/kQWl.jpg  
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 it feels like 2 weeks ago, anything more than that doesnโ€™t feel real ๐Ÿ˜„ https://i.nostr.build/Zn79.jpg  
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 Remember these ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://i.nostr.build/d9dv.jpg  
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 yesss ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://i.nostr.build/agry.jpg  
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  https://i.nostr.build/xgMk.jpg  
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 whereโ€™s richo, is what i wanna know https://i.nostr.build/YA52.jpg  
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 probably cruising somewhere https://i.nostr.build/wM4r.png  
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 Dang we posted the same one ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 @jpfrogmd  you looking as healthy as ever ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Body made buy hard candies. 
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 Welp my nsfw filter didnt catch this one ๐Ÿคฃ
Never got these Pokรฉmon quizzes right anyways ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 Thatโ€™s the best thing about my memes nsfw filters will never catch the wild shit I do ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Savage, I like it! ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ˜ 
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 What's the evolution here? ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 I remember dis Juan
https://media.tenor.com/Y0gl1Qol08MAAAAd/charlie-murphy-charlie.gif 
 Still bangs 2 dis day ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Morphed from diklette 
nostr:nevent1qqsp6e9tzcqhecgea9zqx3a2ktttqt65nqd93yr4clr6cvm3vtfrrwspz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qjk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqxpqqqqqqz8unta6 
 setting trends ainโ€™t easy 

but sum dickheads gotta do it 
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 I declare this to be Penis Day on Nostr forever ๐Ÿซก 
 @The: Danielโšก๏ธ our Nostr Archeologist/ Historian will forever remember for us โœจ 
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 Yep Daniel put the date down please buddy ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซ‚