He picks you out of the crowd. You flirt dispite the loud music. You jump into a dark cab together. You stumble onto the bed, it's dark.

You turn the lights on.

He's actually THAT green.

Dafuq then hmm? 

 With a body like that he can be any colour he wants 😜
Btw I’m going to reread this story again later..in bed…🔥🔥 

 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏆 

 😂