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CraigTheSpaceBum | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 How do I apply to be a bike? 😅
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Steve | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 I was dating the past 2-3 years, and I learned to say “sit on my face” in 6 languages 🤙🏽

Brush up on your Mandarin 😂
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OΞHI ⚡️🧡 | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 We need some prove here
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Steve | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 Proof… https://image.nostr.build/a9eb4525de5d17058304ae6fcd047837b893b8b255bdc5a6e4599f1b260b4ef0.jpg
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OΞHI ⚡️🧡 | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 "Babe can I take a picture with my hand on your ass? i need to prove it to my anon internet friends"
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Steve | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Just got back from our babymoon.

Have an entire maternity photo shoot to edit, if you need more proof 🫶🏽
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OΞHI ⚡️🧡 | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Congrats, and no thanks keep it for yourselfs.
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Steve | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +5 
 So grateful I get to be a dad soon ☺️
Wanted this for a long time!
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 congrats Bauzen!     it is my best contribution to this world/glorious!
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Steve | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 MOAR bitcoin babies!!1 😩
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OΞHI ⚡️🧡 | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I'm happy for you. You will make a great dad, did you already decide which gender it will be?
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Steve | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Sure did!

She will be assigned female at birth✨
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zach | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 💀