Spankkk 🍑 

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 How do I apply to be a bike? 😅 

 I was dating the past 2-3 years, and I learned to say “sit on my face” in 6 languages 🤙🏽

Brush up on your Mandarin 😂 

 We need some prove here 

 Proof… https://image.nostr.build/a9eb4525de5d17058304ae6fcd047837b893b8b255bdc5a6e4599f1b260b4ef0.jpg  

 "Babe can I take a picture with my hand on your ass? i need to prove it to my anon internet friends"
  

 Just got back from our babymoon.

Have an entire maternity photo shoot to edit, if you need more proof 🫶🏽 

 Congrats, and no thanks keep it for yourselfs.  

 So grateful I get to be a dad soon ☺️
Wanted this for a long time! 

 congrats Bauzen!     it is my best contribution to this world/glorious! 

 MOAR bitcoin babies!!1 😩 

 I'm happy for you. You will make a great dad, did you already decide which gender it will be? 

 Sure did!

She will be assigned female at birth✨ 

 💀 

 👀 https://image.nostr.build/33223ee0ba936393699f182d34efb52cf044d9e38a49b57276e55c8dcf6360f9.jpg 

 I don’t know how to feel about this😅
I get ☠️☠️☠️ every time 😂