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 It’s the 19th November in the future and today we celebrate the following;
- World Toilet Day - well that’s a bit shitty 💩🤣
- Entrepreneur’s Day - start wheeling & dealing 
- International Men’s Day - yeah celebrate your masculinity 💪🤣
- Have A Bad Day Day - then just drink tequila to make it better 😜🤣
- National Kentucky Day - get some southern fried cooking going 
- National Camp Day - yeah I’m still not ever camping ⛺️ … and
- Discovery Of Puerto Rico Day - PV forever 💜

#dates https://i.nostr.build/OSIJ7jkEJ7Qyj8dj.jpg  
 It would be shittier without them 🤎 
 Indeed 🤣 
 Jacks birthday is today … I think 🤣🤣🤣 
 Really? On Toilet Day 💩💩🤣🤣🤣 
 I’ll check but IIRC yes Nov 19 … kinda perfect 🤩 

 
 Hobo celebrating on Toilet Day LMAO 🤣 🤣🤣🤣 
 I mean … he tastes like … me  
 Should be popular in Japan 😂 
 🤣🤣 
 I’ll go with PV forever 💜 
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 I flushed twice this morning in celebration. 
 LMAO 🤣 🎉 
 Thank you 🙏 those of us who have buried our shite thank you. 🙏 you probably know what I mean. 😭 hugs 🫂 


@Marie you crazy psychopath so now you know, I’m gonna be reminiscing banging Jack all day so shits just gonna get really weird and you know what I’m here for the nuttiness. Let’s fucking go. Let’s do it. Let’s burn this shit down right

Have you wrecked I mean a lot of people are getting wrecked so I it’s hard it’s like how do you fix this you know because all that money could be used for better right? 
 🤣 
 This is a actual day? 
 Indeed it is 🫡 
 👀 imma have to run to the nearest toilet to celebrate 
 Be sure to flush twice in celebration 🎉 
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