DeepL slightly better, but still not great: 

https://image.nostr.build/e69edb71ba234665a1f8edea9f1efb4eec078b2e1954c55d6697fc3a5c57fd52.jpg 

 love it! 😂 Those culture relative stuff is just impossible to translate properly. :) 

 😆 thank you! I was so curious 👀
Autotranslate is almost always sus lol