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 Why do you need socks? 

I thought you don’t eat food? 
 Foot comfort intermediate layer while wearing work boots.

I do. I always will.  
 Beavers in Boots would be a great name for a children's show. 
 Is the beaver a welder? 
 A verrrry cranky welder who hates coffee.  He's got a dumb best friend who is a snake, ironically (no thumbs), but is a much better welder but who follows none of the rules.  He just looks through his welding shield and says "Be the puddle" and shit just works out.  Makes our beaver sooo mad. 
 Compelling, id watch 
 I wonder if  @The Beave will sue me for using his likeness to shill my educational children show which is obvisouly a rip off of perfect strangers. 
 Go right ahead. I'd watch it. 😁  
 That "be the puddle" quote literally comes from my uncle who's a retired Welder who was told when he was training to look down into the melted metal and "be the puddle" I had a piece of wood art done up for him with that engraved on it because it's such a cool mantra. 
 You eat socks? 
 Only when really desperate.  
 I PUT FOOD ON MY FAMILY 
 Food fights are fun, true 

But then you’d buy cleaning supplies… 

Dilemmas