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 Reminds me of the “right to jail” sketch 🤭🤭🤭

People who kill spiders instead of taking them outside
Pussies

People who try surfing once and then give up bc water went up their nose
Pussies

Monero people who make an alt account to troll bitcoiners instead of doing it from their regular dumbass npub
Pussies 
 skateboarding enuf, surfing more expensive 
 Skating much more likely to create expensive medical bills though imo 
 98% less chance of drowning though. 
 not sure where this 2% comes from, not that many places you can be on a skateboard that close to water 
 Anythings possible 😂
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 2% is likely by my standard of probability

unlikely is less than 1/1,000,000 
 if you are overconfident maybe... i never even really tried to master ramp skating because first few times i dropped in i broke my wrist, that was that, oh, and another time, i ended up with a huge laceration in my right hand

so i stuck to the flat and the curbs and the benches, and got really good at that stuff 
 98% of sharks disagree  
 Lol. But seriously you are orders of magnitude more likely to hit a pebble and eat shit while skating that to get attacked by a shark while surfing 
 my body scars agree 
 yes but when you make a mistake in the surf you can break your neck much easier

getting gravel rash or a broken bone is nothing compared to paralysis 
 anyhow, what you love, you love, whatever, don't waste time casting shade on other people's light 
 you're both right
staying on couch with phone is much safer, 😂 
 100% certainty of death from that, less likely to die from sky diving 
 ouch, that hits close to home 

my friend, Cal, was gonna take me out skydiving on a Sunday, 1990..... 

https://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/?date=19901217&slug=1110023

Found out when I called for the deets. 

Never been, considered it a sign. 

#rip 
 his license plate at the time: N2JUMPN 
 just like it's safer in a commercial passenger plane than in a car, i'd bet it's a rare event

if i was a skydiver i'd have the backup AND a flightsuit in case both fail, in case i happen to have the possibility to head to a body of water at a low angle 
 flight suits didn't exist in 1990, but I've got another friend from Alaska that has some insane videos from his crazy-ass stunts. 

I'm attracted to extremes, lol, probably why I'm here. 

Cheers. 👊🏻 
 yeah, i think that flightsuits should be a third failure backup for parachuting, it would greatly increase your chances of finding a soft place to land, and has a very low catastrophic failure risk compared to a parachute, like one in million type of probability of the webs tearing off 
 Yes! Stop killing spiders you pussies! 
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 Taking no prisoners on this fine day ser 🫡