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 Shaved my calves because my cowboy boots and my leg hair weren't getting along

TMI?  IDGAF

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 Frog legs for summer 🤙 
 🐸 
 The legs of a lady 😂 
 You seeing different type of ladies mate 
 Most likely 
 If you mean biological ladies, then YES! 
 Do you not wear socks? That seems like an easier remedy 
 I think the socks were part of the problem 
 Hmm, thats odd. But never wore cowboy boots so Im clueless.  
 Most people don't rave in them for 7 hours 🤣😂 
 Oh ok it makes sense now😂😂😂 
 Now you understand 🤣😂 
 Costco socks work for me and my boots. 😎🤙🏼 
 I wear them exclusively 
 Comfy, and cheap! 🤙🏼 
 Look at what a few hours of dancing made my legs look like

Hair pulling 😬

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 Just keep wearing them. Eventually your skin will peel away and hair will never grow again. Work boots gave me these permanently smooth lower legs. Follow me for more hair removal tips.

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 Nice leg unit count. does it kick too or just dance. Are you a "dancing man" Count? 
 It can kick it on the dance floor 😂🤣 
 careful . . . thats how you get hippies. You dont want hippies do you? kek

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 At this point, I'll take what I can get 😂🤣 
 I can smell hippy stink though my screen.  
 Dude, you wearing lipstick too? 
 Just from jeans my calves have not had hair for 25 years or more.  
 Probably lower limb alopecia dude 
 Sounds like you needed longer socks