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 Apparently 22 channels forced closed when my node was offline… wow. Why do ln nodes do this?

More inbound liquidity would be appreciated:

03f3c108ccd536b8526841f0a5c58212bb9e6584a1eb493080e7c1cc34f82dad71@ln.damus.io:9735 
 This message appearing in fiatjafs Lightning's Best Moments telegram channel in 5...4...3...2 
 Was this during the recent runes mint and high fees? 
 Inflight htlcs? 
 Must be? 
 Incoming 2M channel, Zap Father.


See nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hszymhwden5te0wahhgtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7qg4waehxw309an8yetwwvh82arcduhx7mn99uuwx66a, I knew I'd find a pleb. 
 Thank you sir 🫡 and thank you for not saying zap daddy. 
 lol 
 https://media.tenor.com/XKLikjhe1qoAAAAC/oof-disappointed.gif

My condolences 
 Waiting for a FC to settle, will be like 9 more days before I have some free sats... Can you post your node's pubkey? 
 Its in the original post 
 Because liquidity tied up in a node that is offline is unproductive.  If you haven't communicated to your channel partners how long the node will be offline and when it will come back, they have no way to gage how long that capital will be unproductive.

I like managing channels through Lightning Network Plus because each channel has its own messages thread where you can communicate with your channel partners.

https://lightningnetwork.plus/ 
 I suspect there is another issue, 22 all at once seems sus 
 opened a channel 
 🙏 
 big transient fee spike from a runes mint, you weren't online to sign new commitment transactions that conformed to your counterparty's fee policies 
 Ohh right 
 Opened a 1M sat channel. 
 +1M 🏡 slice 
 LND? 
  @jb55 +1M channel opening 👍 
 Suckage. This is finally getting fixed with package relay and anchor channels. 

The engineering gods thank you for your sacrifice, though. 
 Ouch.  
 Shoot. You can use my watch tower so it can protect against force closes! 

This is my watchtower address: 02fd78791ed3578c79ec4dcb0b48eec82ce81097cfe254a8020aa8ff237a3ca325@n7pbuhfswb2fj7rryoivavzuatwg6lkhgu6pb3gb34jqgfrdioflpnid.onion:9911


Also I’d love some inbound liquidity, if anyone is willing. 😅

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 Looking for some inbound liquidity love as well. Any suggestions. Can share url .