Apparently 22 channels forced closed when my node was offline… wow. Why do ln nodes do this? More inbound liquidity would be appreciated: 03f3c108ccd536b8526841f0a5c58212bb9e6584a1eb493080e7c1cc34f82dad71@ln.damus.io:9735
Was this during the recent runes mint and high fees?
Incoming 2M channel, Zap Father. See nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuat50phjummwv5hszymhwden5te0wahhgtn4w3ux7tn0dejj7qg4waehxw309an8yetwwvh82arcduhx7mn99uuwx66a, I knew I'd find a pleb.
Thank you sir 🫡 and thank you for not saying zap daddy.
lol
https://media.tenor.com/XKLikjhe1qoAAAAC/oof-disappointed.gif My condolences
Waiting for a FC to settle, will be like 9 more days before I have some free sats... Can you post your node's pubkey?
Because liquidity tied up in a node that is offline is unproductive. If you haven't communicated to your channel partners how long the node will be offline and when it will come back, they have no way to gage how long that capital will be unproductive. I like managing channels through Lightning Network Plus because each channel has its own messages thread where you can communicate with your channel partners. https://lightningnetwork.plus/
Terrible channel partners. Here's another 5M sats inbound... https://mempool.space/tx/826fec7c1bc19dd37971a81e1d264f489707d9936e992a801eae1ae0282cb581
Turned this node into ZeroFeeZapping. 😂 https://image.nostr.build/9b202f0bba6572f345eb1cde1578373c9ee10985a9679671f83bab5d80698096.png
Suckage. This is finally getting fixed with package relay and anchor channels. The engineering gods thank you for your sacrifice, though.
Shoot. You can use my watch tower so it can protect against force closes! This is my watchtower address: 02fd78791ed3578c79ec4dcb0b48eec82ce81097cfe254a8020aa8ff237a3ca325@n7pbuhfswb2fj7rryoivavzuatwg6lkhgu6pb3gb34jqgfrdioflpnid.onion:9911 Also I’d love some inbound liquidity, if anyone is willing. 😅 035151873fe89a454b5860703477eddc52ed10dcd3dc7422bd41710455cb8693f1@ybgrrt3esjh5dvl435gzcpa53zodhswvaehi43ltuprsl7252ctlygqd.onion:9735
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