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 Sarah... Everything we are talking about is almost entirely sugar. 🙄 
 heheheheheheheh muhahahahah 
 Dont do it bro! Its not just sugar in them things, its soy gmo nasty sludge. 
 hes a carnivore, so we can make him meat-mellows 
 Ok you convinced me dangit, im in. 
 Currently. Eventually, I will certainly eat smores again. 

But also... One can make their own without the soy sludge. If one does that, it would not be crazy to think one could include chocolate filling in marshmallows.  
 I hate marshmallows, except on smores.
Last time i went to make some though, the dang ingredient list on modern 'mallows gave me SSPS.

What are these alternative marshmallows you speak of, i need to know for science.  
 SSPS?

Uh... Let's see... 

https://www.food.com/recipe/homemade-marshmallows-no-corn-syrup-384069

No corn syrup in this recipe.  
 Sudden Soft Pp Syndrome 
 LOOOOOOOOOL!

Gotcha!  
 Feel free to use that at you leisure. ;-)