Oddbean new post about login | logout best roast of me within 30 minutes gets 200k sats
damus crash every 3 times when i click notification
You look like a Dragonball Z character
Only level one super saiyan though
You bent the knees to Apple, and now you’re out of juice !
you’re Canadian.
cold
creates status doesn’t use it actively 🥲
Weed makes you too passionate about cln
Bill going through the Damus crash reports. https://i.nostr.build/g0MO.jpg
Damus crashed on me 5 times in a row while trying to like this post.
you look tired of your own shit
DAMN was confident in mine but thats good lol
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD 😂WEARING A 2010 HAIRCUT HEADASS LOOKING LIKE A SQUIRREL SLEEPING ON YO HEAD
You wouldn’t make a good roast. That’s my beef with you.
May you all get the love you deserve. May the sun shine every day for you. May the moon give you a smile every night. May you find energy in every step you take. And may you always remember We love you guys No matter what people post on #NOSTR about you.
GFY 🤣
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oh ffs
yasss winner #damusfam
Oh GOD
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I would roast you, but… https://image.nostr.build/9763bab92cc6f207752686cf6869b107b77a4192cd40ea7eb60afda9b991b215.jpg
Can’t trust this guy. He promised us a badge in December and never delivered. What else is he lying to us about? nostr:note1j3vztldrtzgq57m94pxztt4e6c2ketpp3cdnnecm2g7v76hscu0s0s6cfv
fr tho
not sure you can beat this because fr callout
See, I told you he’s a liar. It’s been 45 minutes. nostr:note1pclhhv54uq0c3qsu52unzxl84s0pgw4vnuees6g9mfgkr6ppre3s7t98mw
I #zap ⚡️ you, and then you go and do this?!?!
You never put the toilet seat down. That’s it, that’s the roast. Oh and flushing when I’m on a video call and it’s very audible
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Zap your nips again LFG
Your hair cut can’t decide if it wants to be part of NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys.
You love open freedom tech, such as Bitcoin and Nostr, but you mainly develop a closed tyrannical platform. Plz no hate. I love you brother 🔥🔥🔥
Can’t roast a legend. But I’ll sesh ya out one day 🫡🌬💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Any fries with that? [807427] https://image.nostr.build/6b638877f2ecdc06e294425422771009d03d0762d305c373d0e19ee0275b1f33.jpg
You look like you would be wanted for a felony, wait, this you? @jb55 https://image.nostr.build/a5966ed67c85bfba0c6b46e59e2ee5a641f004117fb1508bbd4bc65755df65d3.jpg
You look like frodo's autistic cousin https://image.nostr.build/7a8aa294b4397f71ecbb572d37d5714feb3daf63c913ced81024842c00fa66a6.jpg
LOTR memes are the new wave on nostr it seems https://i.nostr.build/5EdB.jpg
"May you all get the love you deserve. May the sun shine every day for you. May the moon give you a smile every night. May you find energy in every step you take. And may you always remember We love you guys No matter what people post on #NOSTR about you." (cit. 🤭)
The fuck is wrong with you. We're trying to roast a MF, not get all cutsie
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Damus? More like dumbass nostr:nevent1qqsqu0mmk227q8ugsgw29wf3r0n6c8s582kf7vucdyza55tpaqs3uccpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygpjuxp8vd29p6ancknaztql3eajk52y8xkppfn7au7elkw9c68zg5psgqqqqqqsepqxkp
I feels bad but shave it off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://nostrcheck.me/media/kid_btc/nostrcheck.me_af32cf777e6ffe1bdcaaf9b66c7af3c19c06bf028e587376.webp
Btw @jb55 your a really hard guy to roast, I have to much love and appreciation for you and what you do. nostr:note1racfvsxf577kv4lzvhymzwkm6cr23mj804mn044xdtaxtzu8uz2q92l5md
I'm just glad you're developing nostr for Apple fanboys so us Android people can use apps that actually work.
“Roast me for 200k sats…” You should spend that on your other eye to be doubly laser focused… https://media2.giphy.com/media/YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7zu9t89jerr37gt7tndcvqt9cg7eoepk2w4goild8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Gonna throw one more in the ring just for lulz. Is building on ‘future’ tech, tucks in shirt with white chinos 😂 https://image.nostr.build/153d41bea52e55be567a3072ce771ea63cc03a9e1f351d2e839fac4cbac187bc.jpg
when your lame project doesn’t pay you enough to feed your family so your last resort is entertaining people with your physical discomfort https://image.nostr.build/308c2b67d817b8dd9604b24c02b7ab6c094012b2f0bb385c18eb70d0c8fcfb82.jpg
Your hair is really really really pretty, and that’s bad because your a man.
I appreciate you Will You’ve made the #Nostr client I use the most Even if it was a mill I just couldn’t bring myself to roast. 🤙
Man dedicates life to developing social media platform just so he can talk to Jack Dorsey.
Will jbb5's R-O-A-S-T https://media1.giphy.com/media/llANeu88cEAsq8sDO9/giphy.gif
To Apple you are like the human version of athlete's foot, annoying and hard to get rid of.
A Japanese superstar's expression when she saw you do the grind while applying for the role of Magic Mike, "nandaaaaaaa" https://image.nostr.build/45a914852b34971846201a259d19ab6dbbb541088b29d7c1301ad4bad990972c.jpg
nostr:nevent1qqsqu0mmk227q8ugsgw29wf3r0n6c8s582kf7vucdyza55tpaqs3uccprpmhxue69uhhqatzd35kxtnjv4kxz7tfdenju6t0qgsr9cvzwc652r4m83d86ykplrnm9dg5gwdvzzn8ameanlvut35wy3grqsqqqqqp0693ju https://image.nostr.build/95ed9432fa2473a4f2599f3d8dbf54017311b5a100490422708e608d7aacbc1b.jpg
Late to the party but what deadlines is 30 minutes, dude. I just woke up. https://image.nostr.build/3da837f8c23712565977af132091c437bc781930dc9fd7dd9758d48932c2807d.jpg
you're a time zone discriminator
@jb55 You think you're the center of everything, but you're just a tiny speck in the grand scheme of things. #plebchain #grownostr #nostr https://void.cat/d/wgPUHxdRJsJ4Vxr4BiLVi.webp
Hope you like medium roast! 🐶🐾🤣 https://i.nostr.build/AkMj.png
just fund my geyser project and i'll put the sats to great use . . https://geyser.fund/project/pimpmystudio #art
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Congrats for roasting yourself with that handle. Your LN invoice, sir? Oh, wait, you are on X and I dont have Doge
