"When in doubt, zoom out—of your portfolio balance."

"Should’ve hodled, but here we are."

"You traded the trend, but the trend traded you."

"Nice try, Nostradamus."

"Liquidation: the only thing more consistent than your losses."

"Another proud graduate of the School of FOMO Trading."

"When Lambo? When second job?"

"Big brain traders, tiny account balances."

"You don't trade Bitcoin; Bitcoin trades you."

"Buy the dip. No, not that dip. Oh wait, now you're broke."