You gonna need some shots after this 🤣 

ER nurse: “ma’am how did this happen to your friend?” 

Me: “well, he said if @ltngstore made jibbitz he would put them in every orifice.”

ER nurse: “he has a toddler who won’t even do that…” 

Me: “yes ma’am…. But he did eat a snail.”

ER nurse: “he also ate a snail?”

Me: “no, his son ate a snail. That was a while back though. Kid is fine.”

ER nurse: “so your friends have a history of putting things in places they don’t belong.”

Me: “yes, it’s genetic.” 

 My stomach turned seeing this. So many appletinis in my younger days...🤢 

 So early, so horny. 

 Lmao 🤣 

 👀👀👀👀 

 That was not the alcohol that made me through up oddly 🤣 

 *throw 

 I gotchu boo 😉 

 🧡💜 

 Never sick, but the thought of it now is most unpleasant 😂. Cheap vodka and Smirnoff Ice ruined me for a loooooong time...you know teenage girl shenanigans. 

 Hahahaaha I def remember those days. Well, not really 😆