🤘🤘🤘 

 They DO rock 

 FXK YEAH! 🤙
KEEP ON KEEPIN ON 

 80% salt of the earth 20% utter nutters 

 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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 My boo throwin' some real talk on poopoo treats this morning. 

 I feel like I should understand what you’re talking about, but alas..I’m confused 🤔 

 No, I think you're fine. It was an obscure reference to The Poop Whisperer.
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 Ahhhh sad I missed that 😂😂😂 just to be clear, you’re potty training children? Not your wife… 

 Depends on how much wine she had. 

 Bahaha yeah sometimes I get confused because the sink looks a LOT like a toilet 

 Enough wine and everything looks like a toilet. 

 Awww did she get your mouth? 😂 

 Not yet... 🤔 But I keep talking shit behind her back and I'm liable to get a poopoo treat of my own... 

 I’m officially adding y’all to the nostr power couples list! 

 Just maybe. And it won't be mini kit kats 💩.  

 Tehehe nah more like hot fudge am I right? 😂😂😂 

 With a surprise... *goes and gets corn out of the freezer* 😂 

 Yassss decorate that turd 

 WTF I step away for one second... 

 And we love you, boo. 💚💚 

 I’m too lucky to have such a rad friend 🥰 

 I thought all the women here were boys in basements trolling for sats... 😳🤫😂 

 Definitely a high percentage. 

 True 

 😂 So much work, I'm exhausted thinking about trying to be a fake woman.  

 When men sign into their alt account: 

https://media.tenor.com/Ciqan3aJkSwAAAAC/smacktalk-intimidating.gif 

 It works either way 😂😂😂 

 💯😂😂 

 Wrong gif! 😂😂😂

https://media.tenor.com/DJsQaW2CW4UAAAAC/oh-oh-oh-singing.gif 

 That’s what @corndalorian would say, but it’s only 75% true 

 We only disagree on the %. I’d say more like 90% 🤣 

 Hahaha. It sucks for me too. I’m like “yay new friend” 

Nope. Perv in a basement 

 https://media.tenor.com/16c_MDpEk5oAAAAC/austin-powers-its-a-man-man.gif 

 Perv in a basement *who wants your zaps.  

 We are. 

 Aha me too 

 I knew it. 

 Ohhhh hiiiiiiii 🥰 

 Me too 

 where? 

 Same. 

 Aka freedom females 

 Amen 💪