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 Depends on how much wine she had. 
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 Bahaha yeah sometimes I get confused because the sink looks a LOT like a toilet 
 Enough wine and everything looks like a toilet. 
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 Awww did she get your mouth? πŸ˜‚ 
 Not yet... πŸ€” But I keep talking shit behind her back and I'm liable to get a poopoo treat of my own... 
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 I’m officially adding y’all to the nostr power couples list! 
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 Just maybe. And it won't be mini kit kats πŸ’©.  
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 Tehehe nah more like hot fudge am I right? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 
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 With a surprise... *goes and gets corn out of the freezer* πŸ˜‚ 
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 Yassss decorate that turd 
 WTF I step away for one second...