I can’t believe @HODL left out PLANETARY risk.

You’re obviously not a real Bitcoiner until you’ve distributed keys on the moon and Mars AT LEAST (and of course at least one key orbiting the earth hidden in a satellite). 

You need to be training to be an astronaut. 

You need to volunteer to go on the first mission to Mars. 

But then of course you introduce single-body mortality risk. 

So naturally you need to grow your own secondary skin suit, with an automatic consciousness upload should your primary skin suit get damaged beyond repair. 

You need to be developing Altered Carbon-level redundancy. 

But then of course what happens if you accidentally upload your consciousness to an alternate skin suit before your primary skin suit fails?

Now there are two of you. 

Can you trust YOURSELF?

But is it really YOU at all? Sure, it has your memories, but now those memories are divergent… what if Other You starts selling your Bitcoin and trading shitcoins? 

Now you have to battle yourself to the death…

THAT’S what it means to be a Bitcoiner. nostr:note1zsek9l3kwvyqh05faeeqlxfvhpzamgl08a0vn292t0gpqlwy6u2qwkmch7 

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 Real ones transmit their phrase over radio waves to the edge of the universe so they can wormhole over and pick it up if disaster strikes 

 Looks like its back to the drawing board. 

 Mars is outside the Bitcoin event horizon for many months of the year. (Block times of 10 min).
This is why Musk hasn't gone all in on Bitcoin.

Mars will need its own side chsin., or be Lightning only. 

 My primary threat model is me losing my keys.