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Buddha | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 ??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I donโ€™t know you and Iโ€™ve never been on corny chat. What is your deal?  I have no power, nor do I want any. Thanks tho.
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Kajoozie Maflingo | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 Bro she's literally insane.  She thinks she has a relationship with Jack and they fuck telepathically.  I'm not making this up she's mental.  She comes in chat and announces she's masturbating to everyone and reads poetry.  Totally unhinged.
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Vanellope von Schweetz โœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆGlitch๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„โœ... | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 So you have went from calling me schizophrenic to just mental now. Cool. ๐Ÿ˜Ž 

Bro YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID I AM literally insane.  

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID I THINK THIS: she has a relationship with Jack and they fuck telepathically.  THOSE WERE YOUR
WORDS โ€ฆ not mine. 

I'm not making this up she's mental.  
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I do masturbate while reading poetry.  That is true. Totally. 

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YOU are the one that is big mad because I am telling the truth about you being a malicious person. 

Speak truth or lie. Iโ€™ll speak truth.
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Kajoozie Maflingo | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You said Jack Dorsey touches you intimately, from a distance, with his mind.  

And you rudely cut someone off to say this.  

Get help.  Please.
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Vanellope von Schweetz โœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆGlitch๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„โœ... | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 If I did say this while under the influence of alcohol or inebriated in some way โ€ฆ I said it. 

You rudely cut me off to remind someone of something I did in a non malicious way. 

Have more empathy. Not for me cause how you feel about me holds no value to me. Do it for yourself. Genuinely.
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Vanellope von Schweetz โœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆGlitch๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„โœ... | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 To be crystal clear, I donโ€™t remember saying what you said I said. But I do admit to saying weirdo things while inebriated. So this could be true.

You said you wanted one Bitcoin for a puppet show once & I said I would agree to it if I recall correctly. Well thatโ€™s never coming out of my personal #bitcoin from long ago. 

Why? Because you are an ashhole who appears to have the sole purpose of destroying everything around you. 

As a satirist artist my mind spends time weaving through various threads. My personal experiences combined with fan-fiction is an interesting art form. 

Yes, itโ€™s odd and super weird. Not expecting others to understand this โ€ฆ yet. 

Are you Wreck It Ralph? 

It would make sense.
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Buddha | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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lauren | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I have no idea who that person is and have also never been on corny chat ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Vanellope von Schweetz โœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆGlitch๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„โœ... | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You people are incapable of separating two different ideas ๐Ÿ’ก 

1. Thatโ€™s okay โœ