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Vanellope von Schweetz ✨🦄🌈Glitch🌈🦄âœ... | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 So you have went from calling me schizophrenic to just mental now. Cool. 😎 

Bro YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID I AM literally insane.  

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID I THINK THIS: she has a relationship with Jack and they fuck telepathically.  THOSE WERE YOUR
WORDS … not mine. 

I'm not making this up she's mental.  
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I do masturbate while reading poetry.  That is true. Totally. 

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YOU are the one that is big mad because I am telling the truth about you being a malicious person. 

Speak truth or lie. I’ll speak truth.
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Kajoozie Maflingo | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You said Jack Dorsey touches you intimately, from a distance, with his mind.  

And you rudely cut someone off to say this.  

Get help.  Please.
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Vanellope von Schweetz ✨🦄🌈Glitch🌈🦄âœ... | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 If I did say this while under the influence of alcohol or inebriated in some way … I said it. 

You rudely cut me off to remind someone of something I did in a non malicious way. 

Have more empathy. Not for me cause how you feel about me holds no value to me. Do it for yourself. Genuinely.
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Vanellope von Schweetz ✨🦄🌈Glitch🌈🦄âœ... | 2 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 To be crystal clear, I don’t remember saying what you said I said. But I do admit to saying weirdo things while inebriated. So this could be true.

You said you wanted one Bitcoin for a puppet show once & I said I would agree to it if I recall correctly. Well that’s never coming out of my personal #bitcoin from long ago. 

Why? Because you are an ashhole who appears to have the sole purpose of destroying everything around you. 

As a satirist artist my mind spends time weaving through various threads. My personal experiences combined with fan-fiction is an interesting art form. 

Yes, it’s odd and super weird. Not expecting others to understand this … yet. 

Are you Wreck It Ralph? 

It would make sense.