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 “This is way too much. Very unhealthy.” *nom nom nom* 

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 My son made me pinky promise that I wouldn't eat more than 1 thing lmao 

 I was using it as an opportunity to teach my children what being taxed felt like. 

The dad tax is just part of the homeschooling experience. 

 I’ve settled on 30% but if they are high performers I’ll take more. 

 too true 😂 

 I am on this picture and I don't like it.