having your wife cup your balls while sleeping keeps them from covering your asshole which prevents snoring :hammer_corgi:
https://i.poastcdn.org/90510e6eb971c800034869b1a030678dd7398d837bdd73997746b57cea9a4a29.gif
this is proven fact. try it with your wife some time. she'll thank me and you are welcome.
soaking has a similar effect
no that's morman shit. they're weird af
tfw no mormon gf to soak and keep my company
true love