Okay, okay, I'll play along...my name is Rupert...sorta. I don't like following trends. I'm reluctant to the end. I don't mind change, but only if it's slow. I may be a little stuck in my ways. 
Oh, I'm a mom. It's kinda obvious when you start talking to me sometimes. It's very obvious when you're my friend because I'll start worrying about you like you're mine. 
Um, I think I'm funny. Not everyone gets it but that's okay. 
I'm super Cajun and can cook really well but I hate doing it so you have to make me like you so I'll do it for you.  

 You are smart and funny.  Always happy to see you on cornychat.com 

 Shucks, Frank. Thanks. 💚💚