Don't be a noob. Learn.
Or just admit that LN is a failed experiment.
No, that is a stupid thing to say. Lightning works very well. There are tradeoffs to every decision about how you use it. Understand the tradeoffs and use it accordingly.
I agree. But most people won't or even if they want to, have no time for it. Running a full lightning node is an involved activity. Makes sense in some cases. For most people it doesn't.