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 Cutting a juicy burger in half is a legit move but no more 
 I only allow that if it's served like that, but even then I still feel insulted by the chef. 
 Fair. My wife is smol so she cuts her burgers in half. That's all I allow 
 Smol wives are the best 
 "how do you eat your burger? with your hands?"

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 With my mouth you dumb yid. 
 This is the gayest person I've heard all day. 
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 Oh fucking God, the hand/wrist movements. He's such a fucking faggot, Jesus Christ. 
 Somehow 'yoghurt pot' irritated me more than anything else.