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 I did it a day before yesterday. Many kinds of dry things, oatmeal and beans and everything, put in muffin pan with a spoon. First thing my 4yo did was he brought a water to it and mixed it up😬 Not toddlers anymore😬 
 Lmao he knows what's up. Tasty muffins for mom 🤢 
 Another good one bear, put down paper & roll cars through paint and use the wheels as brushes 
 I never did this...that I remember. I gave him an old box of baking soda and a jug of vinegar and sent him outside alone one day, apparently ant beds make great volcanoes. 
 Glad it wasn't a magnify glass lol 
 👀👀 I'd never... 
 I taught the eldest (7) how to burn into a log, she built a fire in the front and started it with grass thatch.

I was kinda proud 
 Nice!!  
 House on fire, kinda proud father stands and nods approvingly 😆 #parenting #dadstr
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 It was the front yard 
 NIKDY 
 ? Is that some strange Czech slang? 
 Yes. 
 It translated to “never”? 
 Yup 
 Its one of my favourite pieces. You must try it https://i.nostr.build/oQAcYkuZP1clylc3.jpg  
 It's sweet, but I stopped the thought train right there with "give kids paint" 👀😅 
 Kill joy. 🤣

Try this? https://i.nostr.build/5wNHjD5wZEdja0Le.jpg  
 We had bathtub crayons several times. Until boys started making potions from them. I'm really a killjoy, I know. 
 I only have one boy. 

I had a younger brother. We couldn't have nice things. Our favourite toys were tv couch cushions we built forts & wrestled on them.