Oddbean new post about login | logout Ahhhhh slime. Oobleck is better. I did a big pan full of uncooked noodles and rice and I think maybe dried beans for the kid to drive trucks and play with toys in. He loved it.
Oh wait UNCOOKED I was imagining the most unholy concoction of mushy pasta and refried beans 😬😱😖
Actually just putting few kinds of cooked things like this together and put in a pan would make them all happy, I believe🥲
Dinner and toy in one?
You have a little baby, right? You're not "there" yet😁 Honestly I can't wait, watching other parents suffer through discoveries I survived gives me strength 😅🤣🥲
It’s already annoying to me that she picks up food and doesn’t eat it, just looks at it from all angles and then drops it 🙃 I know I’m being trained for the days she starts throwing it around
Next steps: 1. Multiply all ingredients by 1000. 2. Go to store. 3. Purchase ingredients while filming, also purchasing large inflatable pool. 4. Return home. 5. Prepare all ingredients and place into swimming pool. 6. Jump in. 7. Congrats! You are now an Influencer!!!
You forgot 8. $$$ 😂
Oh right - once everyone smashes that Like button and hits Subscribe for more updates, the cash starts pouring in! Then Gucci will call with an offer for a bespoke track suit that you can wear for the next video!
I did it a day before yesterday. Many kinds of dry things, oatmeal and beans and everything, put in muffin pan with a spoon. First thing my 4yo did was he brought a water to it and mixed it up😬 Not toddlers anymore😬
Lmao he knows what's up. Tasty muffins for mom 🤢
Another good one bear, put down paper & roll cars through paint and use the wheels as brushes
I never did this...that I remember. I gave him an old box of baking soda and a jug of vinegar and sent him outside alone one day, apparently ant beds make great volcanoes.
Glad it wasn't a magnify glass lol
👀👀 I'd never...
I taught the eldest (7) how to burn into a log, she built a fire in the front and started it with grass thatch. I was kinda proud
House on fire, kinda proud father stands and nods approvingly 😆 #parenting #dadstr nostr:nevent1qqstkd6dw6qd4gh8cr6xg33klylv57n64mz82py2eunem9ykv3l0h7qppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsx5q4h6h2urnhv859d9rwhr3x0a6ak89aetlh4e4gr9jfz8gfaq2srqsqqqqqpujzpru
It was the front yard
NIKDY
? Is that some strange Czech slang?
Yes.
It translated to “never”?
Yup
Its one of my favourite pieces. You must try it https://i.nostr.build/oQAcYkuZP1clylc3.jpg
It's sweet, but I stopped the thought train right there with "give kids paint" 👀😅
Kill joy. 🤣 Try this? https://i.nostr.build/5wNHjD5wZEdja0Le.jpg
We had bathtub crayons several times. Until boys started making potions from them. I'm really a killjoy, I know.
I only have one boy. I had a younger brother. We couldn't have nice things. Our favourite toys were tv couch cushions we built forts & wrestled on them.
