Dawg, we deep fried damn near anything we can get our fat grubby little fingers on. 

 jesus christ

i'm so sorry 

 Yeah its a mess over here. 😅  

 Proof of the devil's existance

and im not even religious 

 😂😂😂 

 Nothing survives a trip through hot grease. 

 barely ever had anything deep fried in my life 

 Good! you're probably much healthier than the Americans. Frying is a complete shit way to cook something 

 grease is cool 😆 
https://youtu.be/OQUaguZawJQ?t=17 

 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke 

 WTF. We've gone too far. 

 y'all need jesus 

 He's on it already.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/d75k4k/meet-fried-jesus-the-state-fair-food-genius-who-invented-deep-fried-butter 

 They have Jesus. 

 They deepfried him apparently. 

 I'm not a religious man, but I still see shit like this and think every day we stray further from God.

Seriously deep fried coke what the hell 

 We work hard to kill ourselves. 

 This is exactly what I said. Deep fryers should never have been made a household common item. 

 In mexico there are people that are very much happy for you to do the coke coke trap.... 

 You only learned this today? 

 i just learned about the existence of twinkies and kool-aid also 

 you need to go the state fair... for pretty much any state. have you had deep fried ice cream or deep fried butter? 

 none at all 

 @5c508c34 eats a lot of boiled meat, I think. 

 something to aspire to, I guess. 

 Making us more fat is a favorite past time here.

Have you heard about deep fried sticks or butter? 

 ??????????? 

 They deep fry everything in Texas 😂

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter 

 I’ve tried deep fried Oreos and snickers but I haven’t had butter. 

 https://www.wikihow.com/images/f/fa/Make-a-Deep-Fried-Snickers-Bar-Step-9.jpg

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/3/3d/Make-a-Deep-Fried-Snickers-Bar-Step-3.jpg/aid673307-v4-728px-Make-a-Deep-Fried-Snickers-Bar-Step-3.jpg 

 actually would try 

 They do this at the Indiana State Fair.

I recommend washing down your turkey leg with a lemon shake-up. Dessert is the red velvet deep fried Oreos. 

 Every day we stray further from god's light 

 If only we could deep fry the light. 

 deep fried bible incoming 

 Sir.  https://cornerstonegroup.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/the-deep-fried-bible-%E2%80%93-by-edward-leigh-mp/ 

 And then god said: "You will sweat vegetable oil" 

 no 

 Just microwave Oreos and milk. 

 microwave Oreos?! 

 One hour for a good char. 

 🤌🤌🤌

more of those masterchef tips please 

 For better results, never buy Oreos. They taste like sugar covered dirt. Weak cookie vibes. 

 Did you know they are vegan? Vegans often love oreos 

 ????? 

 Yes 

 Imagine my shock at finding out a gross cookie is vegan. That's a first!

/s 😂 

 ‘twas my favorite blizzard tho as a kid, but kids like lots of gross things 

 I've cream makes a lot of things better 🍦👍 

 😲🙀😱😧

https://pickyeaterblog.com/are-oreos-vegan/#are-oreos-vegan 

 i've had them, tried them when I was in Wales

they're alright, but nothing special 

 America: Have you tried making that unhealthy food even more unhealthy? 
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 I think that explains everything I needed explaining. 

 it really does, eh? 😂 

 Dude we fry fucking everything!

Not even the British fry as much food as we do. 

 We fry everything.

https://m.primal.net/HfRE.png  

 Hell yeah we do 

 When it comes to food america is a lost cause
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter 

 Bro they literally make barbecued ice cubes here in America 😂 

 I guess it was actually started in China but is a real thing. @nostr:nevent1qqsp47rx5f48mcxupwqkuv8fx4wwrr9t6k7hzrczd77nfehanal570spp4mhxue69uhhjctzw5hx6egzyz5ql398sc6wuf42hjkf2x6vl4a4dtsch27n83d0mnmta4kusr4azqcyqqqqqqgfp9my8 

 we also got skittles cotton candy 🍭 

 Deep-fried anything and everything. 

 Tempura Oreos better 

 Seems you may take enjoyment from this god forsaken thread

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 One of Americas greatest inventions