y'all need jesus 

 He's on it already.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/d75k4k/meet-fried-jesus-the-state-fair-food-genius-who-invented-deep-fried-butter 

 They have Jesus. 

 They deepfried him apparently. 

 I'm not a religious man, but I still see shit like this and think every day we stray further from God.

Seriously deep fried coke what the hell 

 We work hard to kill ourselves. 

 This is exactly what I said. Deep fryers should never have been made a household common item.