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Laeserin | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Like vegan water. It's a real thing.
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falsefaucet | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Haha vegan water. That's a new one to me!
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Justin Goldberg ☑️ | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 It's low in deuterium and heightens your sense of self-satisfaction.
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Justin Goldberg ☑️ | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I like dinosaur water, tyvm
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Laeserin | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 I would prefer the vegan water, but I don't know if it contains real vegans.
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mleku | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 it might tho

then you would be a cannibal!
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mleku | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 but that avoids eating cows, sheep and goats and chickens and turkeys and ducks and prawns and sheep and fish and crabs

so technically cannibalism is vegan
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Justin Goldberg ☑️ | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 What will vegans do when the zombie virus takes over? Eat grass fed humans!