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 I like dinosaur water, tyvm 
 I would prefer the vegan water, but I don't know if it contains real vegans. 
 it might tho

then you would be a cannibal! 
 but that avoids eating cows, sheep and goats and chickens and turkeys and ducks and prawns and sheep and fish and crabs

so technically cannibalism is vegan 
 What will vegans do when the zombie virus takes over? Eat grass fed humans!