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I know we are all under pressure. It's good to have your company!

I send you my prayers too. 
 @063fd163 @bbe973e1 be sure and take some time to stop and squeeze some boobies.  It always relieves my stress. 
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I'm about to get punched in the head. It is 2 in the afternoon and my father in law is visiting. Literally the worst time possible to grab a handful.

Once I get up off the floor, I will blame you. 
 @063fd163 @bbe973e1 sometimes you have to be subtle about it.  Like for instance at church. 
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To be Pope you have to do it in the pulpit and get away with it. 
 @063fd163 @bbe973e1 the confessional is better 
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Pope 2.0 redefining Indulgences.