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The Felon Pope :popephil: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @063fd163 @bbe973e1 be sure and take some time to stop and squeeze some boobies.  It always relieves my stress.
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Andre | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @48bfa577 @bbe973e1 

I'm about to get punched in the head. It is 2 in the afternoon and my father in law is visiting. Literally the worst time possible to grab a handful.

Once I get up off the floor, I will blame you.
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The Felon Pope :popephil: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @063fd163 @bbe973e1 sometimes you have to be subtle about it.  Like for instance at church.
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Andre | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @48bfa577 @bbe973e1 

To be Pope you have to do it in the pulpit and get away with it.
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The Felon Pope :popephil: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @063fd163 @bbe973e1 the confessional is better
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Andre | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @48bfa577 @bbe973e1 

Pope 2.0 redefining Indulgences.