Why would I do that? I kind of like a stinky fart moment. Well I like my own more than other people’s. There’s some sort of sick satisfaction knowing that I somehow produced such a horrific and strong odor. 

 Agreed. 
OMG. I produced THAT stench? Woof. 

 I will be like “ewwwwwwww” 
*sniff sniff* 

 True. My dear redneck lady cousin would also agree 💯 

 Parsley came to be used as a garnish for the same reason.