Oddbean new post about login | logout melon is delish #tanlhasnt had any good melon before?
i have a private fruits and berries tier list with the following tiers: S A B C D(N) Trash God’s mistakes melon is a D
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S Pomelo, Orange, Tangerine, Cherry, Nectarine, Lemon, Wild strawberry, Strawberry, Blackcurrant, Blueberry, Gooseberry (red), Coconut, Peach A Kiwi, Gooseberry (green), Raspberry, Watermelon, Plum, Apple, Grape (seedless), B Banana Lime C Grape (with seeds), Red currant, Pear, Avocado D Cranberry, Lingonberry, Melon Garbage Rhubarb, Pomegranate, Persimmon, Date, Apricot, Mango God's failures Pineapple, Olive, Physal
second, i have no words regarding the placement of mango, pineapple, pomegranate.. DATE🫠 and olive
Pomegranate needs to move way up on the list. But I must admit they're a total pain in the ass. But I have a lifehack on this one.
blz share
i hate seeds with a passion, i’m big on texture i’m willing to have another go with pineapple and mango, but dates are just sad. hope they’ll get upgraded in the next build
When you go to peel all the bits out, submerge in a bowl of water while doing it. The fleshy bits you want will sink to the bottom and the gunky bits float to the top. Skim and drain and now you can have them by the handful. Seeds still a problem tho. 🤫
ah yea thought u meant a trick for the seeds the seeds suck
Have you ever tried mango shake? https://i.nostrimg.com/9a5ec2eee13836579a44997c9a741913ed2f81d47eba79d1a5814e8679b21481/file.jpg
Avocado, lime and mango belong in S tier. Otherwise this list is S tier.
Everyone has different tastes. Differerent order. nostr:nevent1qqs8h08lccss8x9rzk052m7ayjxgsrsmcn5kmmk9yrpr38dvl74fk3qpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygzu2zxrfavgvmk8xsd27yxvrt6jay3jhw0ct8ypq099ane24yal0qpsgqqqqqqsjdc77t
Cantaloupe in particular is God’s mistake.
y'all need ghesus
Ghesus ate olives. I don’t need that.
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how u like pineapple?? dont tell me you also hate dat
Pineapple is garbage fruit. Putting a pizza under it makes it God's Shame.
agreed 💜 https://i.nostr.build/6mrW.jpg
how is pineapple garbage fruit
describe the taste of pineapple
It's like if cactus thorns were covered in sour.
LOL
y'all never had good olives, there's so many different ones
You right. I’ve never had a good olive.
Now do olives
Salty rubber with a rock in the middle. All the work, no reward.
ACCURATE
Rich fleshy balls of dark, deep savory succulence .
Deep savory succulents. Funny I could say the same about my dark fleshy balls 😁😆🤣😅
You've sucked testicles before have you?
Yeah. Had to remove a rib but it was worth it.
Ha ha!
We should do blind taste test live on zap.stream , see if you can tell difference.
Lol I’ll just eat meat
Meat and olives go so fucking well together tho...
💯
never had olives with meat before 🤔
just as a side w bread imo lol don't like warmed up fruit
Warm fruit 🤮
You don’t like pie?!
C tier
Dayum!
ok i make an exception only for apple
by the way, pumpkin is garbage tier, need to update the list
pumpkin soup is nice
puree with ginger and crutons? sure, i’ll give it a pass
i usually don't like soup but had pumpkin soup once and it was rly good.. they made it w apple i think
with.. apple? apple in soup, with pumpkin yo uhm hmm
🤝
i need a smol guide when it comes to olives 🥺
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No, meat and mushrooms go well together. Olives go in the trash.
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I'll eat huer olives if huell eat my mushrooms, deal?
mushrooms are gross https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAM/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif
we have opposite tastebuds profiles or smth
i love mushrooms 🤗
Same. Big fan of savory umami flavor
what’s umami?
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https://image.nostr.build/f4e1e0297b5809f9eaeba47f1d1ce8afc1fb3d7f3bb129dec9e11a69eba3ec15.gif
no deal? 😮
I have one can of olives in cupboard that someone gave me as joke.
canned olives are usually trash
That is where they belong. Too s pensive to ship to you.
Ill eat out of your trash any day man.
like oranges but more acidy
weird because i really love oranges
hmm also more trxtured than maybe it's the texture?
hmm, i might need to refresh my memory when it comes to pineapple… unfortunately
fruit panel w tanel
matatanel fruit panel
ooh hell yea https://i.nostr.build/ER6J.png
Sunny little blasts of tropical heaven doing the hula up and down your tongue.
Pineapple is lovely, you shut your tits my friend.
OK I'll give this one to the pineapple maxis. Pork marinaded in pineapple is 🤌🏽
pork 🙅🏽♀️
wat wrong wit pork?
you are what you eat pigs eat garbage u eat garbage
Pigs are smart. I eat dem I am smart.
may i recommend https://i.nostr.build/WRke.png
Wut wrong wit pussy? 🤷♂️
you are what you consume
You're alright man, you're alright.
gods mistakes? there's bad fruit?
olives, pineapple and cape gooseberries
Durian belongs on God's Mistake tier
never had it before, definitely a #tanelhasnt
dont know wat cape gooseberries are but OLIVES AND PINEAPPLE ¿ 🥹 woah
i’ll get to try your local ones soon, let’s see 🤗
this country has no sun local fruit kinda shit here ngl
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ah shid, that’s unfortunate hope i can still pay in tulips tho https://i.nostr.build/lWrB.jpg
Olives are unreal man. I hated them , now I love them.
I've heard this a lot! people tastebuds change i guess but i always flund them rly good.. well.. at least particular ones.. theres a lot of different variation but NEVER the ones from a can, always fresh from market
Fresh olives mmnn,stahp!
I never knew I could like olives so much until I had a castelvetrano olive.
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