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 Cantaloupe in particular is God’s mistake. 
 y'all need ghesus 
 Ghesus ate olives. I don’t need that. 
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 Ghesus will show u the ghway 
 omg you too w the olives, what the hek!!  
 how u like pineapple?? dont tell me you also hate dat 
 Is ok. Give it a C. Now watermelon… A+ 
 Watermelon is incredibly based during summer 
 good watermelon so good 
 Pineapple is garbage fruit. Putting a pizza under it makes it God's Shame. 
 how is pineapple garbage fruit 
 describe the taste of pineapple 
 It's like if cactus thorns were covered in sour. 
 LOL 
 y'all never had good olives, there's so many different ones 
 Probably true lol 
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 lollol 
 You right. I’ve never had a good olive. 
 Now do olives 
 Salty rubber with a rock in the middle. All the work, no reward. 
 ACCURATE 
 Rich fleshy balls of dark, deep savory succulence . 
 Deep savory succulents. Funny I could say the same about my dark fleshy balls 😁😆🤣😅 
 You've sucked testicles before have you?  
 Yeah. Had to remove a rib but it was worth it. 
 We should do blind taste test live on zap.stream , see if you can tell difference. 
 BRB gonna go shave 
 Lol I’ll just eat meat 
 Meat and olives go so fucking well together tho... 
 💯  
 never had olives with meat before 🤔 
 just as a side w bread imo lol
 don't like warmed up fruit 
 Warm fruit 🤮 
 You don’t like pie?! 
 C tier 
 ok i make an exception only for apple  
 by the way, pumpkin is garbage tier, need to update the list 
 pumpkin soup is nice 
 puree with ginger and crutons?

sure, i’ll give it a pass 
 i usually don't like soup but had pumpkin soup once and it was rly good.. they made it w apple i think 
 with..



apple?

apple in soup, with pumpkin


yo

uhm

hmm 
 😂😂😂 idk either but it was rly rly good!  
 not sure if they’re an open-minded innovator, or if they deserve jail time 😂 
 Agree with this. Pumpkins only good for carving spooky faces. 
 🤝 
 i need a smol guide when it comes to olives 🥺 
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 No, meat and mushrooms go well together. 

Olives go in the trash. 
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 I'll eat huer olives if huell eat my mushrooms, deal?  
 mushrooms are gross
https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAM/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif  
 we have opposite tastebuds profiles or smth 
 i love mushrooms 🤗 
 Same. Big fan of savory umami flavor 
 what’s umami? 
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  https://image.nostr.build/f4e1e0297b5809f9eaeba47f1d1ce8afc1fb3d7f3bb129dec9e11a69eba3ec15.gif  
  no deal? 😮 
 I have one can of olives in cupboard that someone gave me as joke. 
 canned olives are usually trash 
 That is where they belong. Too s pensive to ship to you. 
 Ill eat out of your trash any day man. 
 Facts! 
 like oranges but more acidy 
 Try a tangelo. They're like oranges - acid + ezpeel. 
 never seen those here 
 weird

because i really love oranges 
 hmm

also more trxtured than

maybe it's the texture?  
 hmm, i might need to refresh my memory when it comes to pineapple… unfortunately 
 fruit panel w tanel 
 matatanel fruit panel 
 ooh hell yea
https://i.nostr.build/ER6J.png  
 we need moar https://i.nostr.build/Or9O.jpg  
 oh hell yea 
 Heidelberg - nice! 
 Sunny little blasts of tropical heaven doing the hula up and down your tongue. 
 perfect  
 I don't like licking hula skirts. 😆 
 As if , you love it. 
 I'd rather lick whats underneath... 😝🤪 
 Pineapple is lovely, you shut your tits my friend. 
 OK I'll give this one to the pineapple maxis. Pork marinaded in pineapple is 🤌🏽 
 pork 🙅🏽‍♀️  
 It's the closest I can get to cannibal 🤷🏻‍♂️ 
 ew ser 
 wat wrong wit pork? 
 you are what you eat

pigs eat garbage

u eat garbage  
 i am uneducated

pigs eat garbage? 
 Pigs are smart. I eat dem I am smart. 
 You're alright man, you're alright. 
 What did the melon say to the banana when he proposed? 
Sorry cantaloupe