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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +5 
 Thinking I ought to buy one of these from a thrift store once riot season starts up again. Leave it in the trunk as handy escape equipment, like sneaking out of the soviet union in a border guards’ uniform

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23384568 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Probably won't be enough. Get a brightly colored wig and fake tits too and practice screetching IT'S MA'AM.
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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I should be able to find one in 3xl, so I can blouse it over a plate carrier, then cut in slits on the chest to draw mags out of. 

Just like the rubber coated terminators, from afar I’ll just look like a bit ol’ fat pervert….until they get closer and spy the hard edges sticking out at odd angles and notice I’m NOT another friendly, submissive asexual

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