I should be able to find one in 3xl, so I can blouse it over a plate carrier, then cut in slits on the chest to draw mags out of. 

Just like the rubber coated terminators, from afar I’ll just look like a bit ol’ fat pervert….until they get closer and spy the hard edges sticking out at odd angles and notice I’m NOT another friendly, submissive asexual

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